John X. Volaitis

Have you ever found a piece of clothing in a thrift shop that's just absolutely hideous? After you put it down, I walked in and bought it. It is now part of my favorite outfit. Despite the colorful garb, I'm still a geek, which is also why I know what does and what doesn't taste like chicken. Sometimes I seem like a ball buster, but the truth is that I REALLY care about people I love.

24 years in the music business - and I'm still not jaded - OR evil. DON'T ASK HOW BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW. I still love my work. Of course, I'm still renting. I've been involved with all kinds of fabulous artists and musical endeavors.

I've hitch-hiked my way across the USA 3 times. I have not plucked my eyebrows along the way, but I HAVE been a "she". I've done karaoke in almost every city I've ever visited. I can keep a secret and love to play pranks on people. There is Greek mythology tattooed on my right arm. I'm a second generation purebred Greek triple Scorpio. I am extremely sexual/sensual - in either order.

I tend to be a somewhat strict vagitarian, but generally I'll eat anyone who laughs at my jokes.

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